Is the era of Cyber-Sex finally upon us?
RealTouch: just an other sex toy? Not necessarily. As this slightly NSFW video explains, it offers real sensations at-a-distance. In other words, you stick your manhood in the shell-shaped thing on the right - officially called a masturbator - then log in to a chat session with a “model”. Whatever she does to her “RealTouch JoyStick”, the shell thing reproduces the sensation on your old chap. If you can’t afford a real model, the system is also synchronised with 1500 grot films, so whatever happens to the actor’s wiener in the film also happens to yours. You get the picture.
OK, I’ll admit I’ve not tried it. And yes, there are countless other sex toys out there. But not many to my knowledge have the real-time sex-at-a-distance thing going on.
And more importantly, the thing gave a gay man “the best orgasm in my life, ever,” according to his in-depth review for the French wing of Vice, those gonzo reporters extraordinaires (if you haven’t watched their “on acid” video reports, you haven’t lived. But I diverge). Yes, you read that right. The RealTouch “clam”, designed to feel like a vagina, shouldn’t have had such an effect on a homosexual fellow. But he was totally blown away by it. As it were.
Which makes us wonder if this isn’t the closest to real that fake sex has ever, er, come. Fingers crossed I never need to try it…