Sega’s pissing game goes public

Legendary Japanese games firm Sega hit the headlines a while back for Toylet. We looked on astounded to discover that the company’s first hardware since the doomed Dreamcast measures your pissing speed and volume in fittingly bizarre games. Now, for the incredibly expensive price of €1330 (for the ‘console’) and €125 (for a ‘game’), you too can hold urinal Olympics - nay, Wii Sports - in your very own home…

We’re not sure what’s more bizarre: that the gizmo uses microwaves to measure your wee force (should we be worried about our old chaps getting cooked?); that in one game, the harder you piss, the more chance you have of seeing up a girl’s skirt; or the fact that Toylet has clearly done well enough in bars and other reputable establishments for the creators of Sonic to have a stab at selling it to consumers. Either that, or they just can’t get rid of the things…

*insert final wanton wee joke here*

Source: Engadget